Live fast. Die young. Bad girls do it well.This ones forchaptertwelve.
how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.
like isn’t just like having sex idgi?
This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.
Just. Like. Having. Sex.
"I don’t understand a single solitary thing about your woman parts, but by all means let me legislate how you’re allowed to use them." —White guys
Ugh. Old white dudes.
The OP made me laugh so hard. My first, immediate thought was, “Well… Hold on while I make a list of the reasons.”
I can’t help but hope that no woman is having sex with that dude - or anyone like him - because if one is she’s probably not happy about it.
“My God, he couldn’t help thinking, how terrible it is to be that age, to have emotions so near the surface that the slightest turbulence causes them to boil over. That, very simply, was what adulthood must be all about — acquiring the skill to bury things more deeply. Out of sight and, whenever possible, out of mind.”
― Richard Russo, Empire Falls
I’m not in the swing of things
But what I really mean is
Not in the swing of things yet
Let’s hold hands on the porch swing under the moon
While the wind through the willows plays us a tune
We can lie on a blanket out back in the yard
And wish for our future on a far away star
You give yourself away, so cheaply, to anyone who looks in your direction. It saddens me. It enrages me. It disgusts me. It’s hard to imagine why I ever wanted you at all.